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I am a Software Engineer since Aug 2004. Master of own space, Fun loving but within a limit, hate pulling other's leg, twinkling brain thinking of surroundings, blend of culture and sanskar, priest of music, always ready with a helping hand and a smiling face, Mr Attitude for people who deserve it, but a true and great friend for my friends ...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Softwarism !!!

Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
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Indiraism:You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
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Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
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Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

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Rajivism: You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
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Softwarism: ( Ultimate. ...):
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)

2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Redo step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)
17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy??? By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Ahead of the Curve ...

If you don’t have a plan (goals) for what you want, then you will probably find yourself buying into someone else’s plan and later find out that wasn’t the direction you wanted to go. You’ve got to be the architect of your life… - Jim Rohn, Philosopher

Strategy: Sometimes defined as a plan and sometimes as a future goal… Being strategic means being an active force in creating and shaping your future. Hence, strategy is very personal. It boils down to seeing the future and creating choices for yourself. Being strategic means having the desire and capability to help create the future of your choosing and not limiting yourself to forces and dynamics that act upon you. The whole point is that you can be more effective if you look to the future and think about where you are headed and what you want to accomplish.

ZONE1: Operator (Time - Present, Imagination - Narrower) – Expedient, Efficient, Reactive…

ZONE2: Planner (Time - Future, Imagination - Narrower) – Anticipate, Prepare, Preempt…

ZONE3: Inventor (Time - Present, Imagination - Broader) – Discover, Improve, Refine…

ZONE4: Strategist (Time - Future, Imagination - Broader) – Innovative, Entrepreneurial, Proactive…

Applied strategic thinking has the following characteristics:
Practical: It is a thought process that can be applied to any job and can be used to examine our role and projects with the goal of becoming better equipped in the future to deliver exceptional results. Applied strategic thinking is not designed for exclusive use by senior leaders or for the annual corporate planning event. However, applied strategic thinking should help support and be aligned with “grand” corporate strategy.
Personalized: We can and should think like a business. In fact, we are a business, albeit small. If we are to maintain a competitive edge, we must personally take responsibility to adapt to the future, bring maximum value to our function, and outperform others who occupy similar positions in competing organizations. Remember, the timeline or size of the strategic task is irrelevant; the key is that we are thinking ahead (even a little bit helps).
Simple: Strategy at a personal level doesn’t have to be a complex, daunting exercise. A few principles and concepts can be kept in mind and be used collectively or individually. We are not talking about a huge formal process, although there are some helpful tools and a road map to help you put the process down on paper. In reality, many strategic thoughts that enter your mind will be unexpected, sudden, and very natural as you begin to tune into the whole idea and discover that strategy is for you as well as for corporations, the military, or the government.
Future Focused: It seems like nearly everything you do is evaluated on immediate results or payoff. With applied strategic thinking, you are concerned with getting better positioned to deliver outstanding results in the future. The future is a very relative concept; so strategic thinking can be focused on the next week or next year, such as the next step of a project, your next personal development move, or your preparation to take advantage of new technology coming your way.
Aligned: Even though applied strategic thinking is very grass roots, it can and should be aligned with strategy coming down from the top. If strategy isn’t being formulated at the top, it is even more important that you attempt to establish some direction and put some strategic targets in your sights so you are nit caught off guard by disruptive forces that can threaten corporations as well as individuals.
Emerging: Applied strategic thinking is simply figuring out what you need to do before you need to do it. This means you stay alert for incoming information and signals to help you anticipate. Strategic thinking at any level means being an active agent in the way the future unfolds and not sitting back until the future hits you between the eyes. It usually doesn’t come as a big bold stroke of genius; it often emerges very incrementally and very intuitively. You need to tune into the data and intuition when it hits, and then muster the courage to take pre-emptive action before it seems obvious or logical to others. If you wait until you have no choice about your course of action, you have not seized the opportunity to be proactive.

Cultivating success means thinking ahead and involves seven essential strategic skill sets. These seven skills can be used separately (as stand-alone skills), or you can link them together and create a top-to-bottom process.
Tame the Beast: Develop habits and skills that will strengthen a strategic mind:
Be curious, Be self-motivated, Be reflective and dream, Be playful with ideas, Be collaborative, Be flexible, Seek out knowledge and information, Observe and study others who operate strategically, Find a mentor who helps you think and who asks tough questions, Go on a learning journey
Acquire the Target: Look for the following strategic dashboard: Customers, People, Products, Resources, Processes, You, Sponsors/Stakeholders.
We should have a C.L.E.A.R target.
· C = Controllable
· L = Linked
· E = Energizing
· A = Actionable
· R = Result Oriented
Gather Intelligence:
Analyze the Forces:
Define Scenarios:
Chart a Course:

Mobilize and Sustain: Principles: Overcome fear of failure, Take incremental steps, Make a commitment, Pick up speed, Be responsive, Demonstrate resolve, Instill teamwork

Get Ahead ...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves; to break our own records; to outstrip our yesterdays by our todays; to bear our trials more beautifully than we ever dreamed we could; to give as we never have given; to do our work with more force and a finer finish than ever. This is the true idea; to get ahead of ourselves… - Carl Holmes

Friday, August 21, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Dhruba's Birthday ...

Happy Birthday Dhruba:Preparing for cake cut:Feeding him the cake ;)Now, its our time to eat the cake (Me and Anil)Group eating now (Anil, Me, Aditya and Limasri)Continue to have the cake...Still continue to have the cake...Now, we 4 only for a snap (Picasa changed the color of the photo...)Last, the gift time...

Indeed, it was a great celebration. Forgot to mention that, Dhruba had prepared delicious food for all of us. Had a great dinner, photos are missing, as all of us were busy eating food that did not get time to capture one moment of that... Thanks to all for coming by and enabling for a great evening of Aug15th, 2009.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Hum Paanch...

From Left to Right: Limasri, Aditya, Dhruba, Chinmaya and Anilkumar (On Dhruba's birthday - 15th Aug 2009)

Monday, August 17, 2009

Maula Maula ...

Arziyaan Sari Mein, Chehre Pe Likh Ke Laaya Hoon
Tumse Kya Mangu Mein, Tum Khud Hi Samjah Lo...
Ya Maula..., Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula
(Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula) - 2
(Maula Maula Maula Maula) - 2
Dararein Dararein Bandhein Pe Maula
Maramat Mukdar Ki Kar Do Maula, Mere Maula..
(Tere Dar Pe Jhuka Hoon Meeta Hoon Bana Hoon) - 2
(Marammat Mukdar Ki Kar Doo Maula..) - 2

(Jo Bhi Tere Dar Aaya, Juhkne Jo Sar Aaya
Mastiyan Piye Sabko, Jhoomta Nazar Aaya) - 2
Pyaas Le Ke Aaya Tha, Dariya Woh Bhar Laya
Noor Ki Barish Mein Beeghta Sa Tar Aaya
Noor Ki Barish Mein.. Ooo
Noor Ki Barish Mein, Beeghta Sa Tar Aaya
(Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula) - 2
(Maula Maula Maula Maula) - 2
Dararein Dararein Maathe Pe Maula
Maramat Mukdar Ki Kar Do Maula, Mere Maula..
(Jo Bhi Tere Dar Aaya, Jhukne Jo Sar Aaya
Mastiyan Piye Sabko, Jhoomta Nazar Aaya) - 2

(O Ek Khusbu Aati Thi) - 2
Mein Bhatakta Jata Tha, Reshmi Si Maya Thi
Aur Mein Takta Jata Tha
(Jab Teri Gali Aaya, Sach Tabhi Nazar Aaya) - 2
Mujhe Mein Woh Khusboo Thi, Jisse Tune Milwaya
Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula
(Maula Maula Maula Maula) - 2
Dararein Dararein Hai Maathe Pe Maula
Maramat Mukdar Ki Kar Do Maula, Mere Maula..

Aaa Aaaa...
Tut Ke Bikharna Mujhko Zarur Aata Hai
Hoo, Tut Ke Bikharna Mujhko Zarur Aata Hai
Varna Ibbadat Wala Ssarur Aata Hai
(Sajde Mein Rehne Do, Abb Kahin Na Jaunga) - 2
Abb Jo Tumne Tukhraya To Sawar Na Paunga
Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula
(Maula Maula Maula Maula) - 2
Dararein Dararein Hai Maathe Pe Maula
Maramat Mukdar Ki Kar Do Maula, Mere Maula..

Sar Utha Ke Mene To Kitni Khwahishe Ki Thi
Kitne Khwaab Dekhe The Kitni Khosishe Ki Thi
Jab Tu Rubaru Aaya...
Jab Tu Rubaru Aaya Nazarein Na Mila Paya
Sar Jhuka Ke Ek Pal Mein... Ooo
Sar Jhuka Ke Ek Pal Mein Mene Kya Nahi Paya
(Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula) - 2
(Maula Maula Maula Maula) - 2
(Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula) - 2, Mere Maula..
(Maula Maula Maula Maula) - 2, Mere Maula..

(Mora Piya Ghar Aaya, Mora Piya Ghar Aaya) - 6
(Maula Maula Maula Mere Maula) - 2
Maula Maula Maula Maula
Mere Maula Maula Maula Maula
Mere Maula Maula Maula Maula, Mere Maula...

The Future...

“The future is not a result of choices among alternative paths offered by the present, but a place that is created; created first in mind, then in will and next in activity. The future is not someplace we are going to, but one we are creating. The paths to it are not found but made and the activity of making them changes the maker and the destination.” – John Scharr

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Are you happy?

There was a guy who was always happy, at least, thats what he was showing outside, always carrying a smiling face. He used to say, "Happiness is not the absence of problems; but the ability to deal with them". When people used to ask him the reason of the same, he used to say, even though I am sad, I donot want to make others sad by being sad before them. So spread happiness even though you are not. Somtimes, a small smile does that. It is infectious. A smile is the universal welcome.
Once he was caught in a big gathering, where he was interviewed on his happiness:
Are you happy?
Yes, I am.
How can you be so sure?
Because I have got too much to live for...
And the last line told everything of his happiness; there were no more questions and there was only huge applause around...

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hey Friend, Please... !!!

Note: All characters in this story are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental :P - Chinmaya

I am very sorry that I did not realize that you did care for me a lot. I remember the day when I did not have any interest in life just because all my past happiness came to an end, life for me shattered and I was thinking I am nowhere to lead a life, you were the one who helped me to get out of that situation and lead a normal life. I did not ever formally thank you for that. I thought we two know each other now so closely that a “Thanks” would sound too formal and that may create problem, however small it could be, in our present relation status. Now I realize that, even in close friendship, we should have respect for each other. I know, I have taken all the help from you whenever I required and now that I am settled little in my new life, I nearly forgot you. Now I realize, I am not good for a holy relation called “Friendship”. I am really sorry. It makes me really insane that I could not value the relation that we had, so silly I am. Forgive me my dear friend, please forgive me. I am no good even to myself now, and I surely can see, how it could have anguished you. But, I know, you are good, you might have continued with your life spreading happiness in other lives. I know, you are capable of that and you have been doing that as you did for me. It was only me, who could not understand you. I took you as granted. Every help and every step towards my good life after the shattering of my past life was with your esteemed help. You did help me without any selfishness and it’s only me, silly me, who had selfishness in every step. I did seek help from you only when I thought; it’s you, who can help there.

Please don’t make me cry… Please say something…
Silence…
Please for God’s sake, say something. Say that I am selfish; say that I am good for nothing. Say that I do not value friendship. Say, please, say…
Again silence…
I know you are so anguished, it is nearly impossible for you to forgive me, but please do forgive me. Without your forgiveness, I can not have this life. I will go back to my old life, don’t know what will happen to me. It was only you who have guided me to this new life, so please just forgive now to enable me to lead this life…
Silence…
Please, please, please….
Silence…
Silence…

Cring… Cring… Cring…; the table alarm clock started sounding… She opened her eye and saw the fan above is rotating in its slow sizzling sound. She did stop the alarm and thought where she was until now, what she was doing late night and when she slept…

It was too late in the night. She was busy in internet and that made time to fly. When she got a glance at the watch that was settled not very far on the same table where her lovely lappy was, it was 2:00 AM. She got surprised that till 2 AM, she is glued with WWW and then the sudden thought of taking a nap came into her mind when she did shut down her lappy and rushed to the bed that was lying just beside the table.

Oh… So, was it a dream? Silly! No, no, wait… It can not be a dream. It is reality of my life. I have done so. What should I do now? Thank God, at least in dream I did seek for forgiveness and I said “Sorry” from the core of my heart. But, he did not reply… How could he, I was dreaming… No…. I have to be real now, It is the time to say in real…

She again rushed to her lappy, started it, logged into yahoo messenger and looked for him… It was 7 AM, and he was not online… Still her inquisitive mind did not stop her to open chat window of him in offline mode. She just cleaned her eyes and started typing all that she wanted to tell him in hurry... With all the eagerness that she was typing there, only tic-tac keyboard stroke sound was coming out of her room while the fan was still doing its job of rotation and rotation around...

A Sunny Shady Life...!!!

The subject line is a novel by “Sachinn Garg”. There is a chapter called “A Theory of Intelligence” in the novel that I feel is the sole reason for Sachinn to write this novel. I liked that chapter and following is the summary of that chapter where Narayanan (A character in the novel who is his friend) has explained knowledge, learning and intelligence.

Sometimes in life, on our way to big things, hindrances hinder us and direct us to bigger things. Most of us do not realize the range of learning capacity that the human mind can take up. Wikipedia says learning is the acquisition and development of memories and behaviors, including skills, knowledge, understanding, values and wisdom.

Let us compare the process of building intelligence to that of building the prowess to sing, an art in which the perished are as un-mourned as the successful ones are revered. A singer metamorphoses from a throat capable of only speaking and eating to gaining an omnipresent magical voice which can change moods in split seconds. The creator is serving a noble cause. It is all too analogous between the brain and the talker turned singer throat. Initially, the throat is just a passage of wind or food, as potent as a household pipe, ready to be worked upon by the possessor. Similarly, the brain is a piece of blank canvas, on which, inadvertently, the brush would be picked up and a drawing will be made, on its own, right from the first second after it is born. And then begins round two. A beginner pledges to car e the insides of his throat to achieve a final product which is a listener’s delight. It had started as a simple passage capable of not much pleasure to a third person. Just like a human brain is capable of fifty words as a toddler among a few other activities, with dismal dexterity. But then, the possessor spent hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades doing practice with deep concentration, working on the problems which would increase the potency of his throat at every stage. The more the time spent on the throat by the possessor, the better it became as it developed from a passage to a beautiful singer’s throat.

The analogy is obvious in humans. As a person gathers experience, dramatic or otherwise, intriguing or otherwise, stimulating or otherwise, thought provoking or otherwise, he is sharpening his intellect as a desired byproduct or otherwise. The more he thinks, the sharper he becomes.

Man is progressive by nature. Instinctively, he seeks progress and a higher goal towards which he can work. The direction of this goal can have infinite possibilities, levels, spheres, definitions, time lines. As a kid, you aim to complete two rounds of the block on your bicycle without falling off. As an adult, one aims to earn ten thousand euros per month before the age of thirty. Walking on the road, one aims to reach the destination before five thirty p.m. The definitions have no end.

A one minute old baby is dumb. Forget about walking or crawling, he cannot even sit. What an adorable but pitiable state, one might think. But then he sees, hears, observes people around him and out of nowhere develops an ability to sit up. In the process, he is exercising his brain and sharpening his intellect to the next level and keeps on doing it until the day every one of these activities settles into his subconscious and he does not need to think before doing them. These are grooming years where the demarcation between a genius and a less intelligent person has already started in a rather nondescript manner.

A genius: person with great analytical and social intelligence, whose thoughts run like France’s fastest train, TGV.
An idiot: person with highly unstructured stream of thought; that too, very few and slow.

But what sort of insights into their early years of upbringing can be made which can be generalized on a much broader scale, as broad as the whole world?

Starting at the very root, the very first school of an individual, which is common to almost everyone, is the home and in fact, the home takes up a few of the most crucial building up years of an individual. The demarcation has already started at this stage.

A hard working peasant who ploughs the field for sixteen hours a day automatically programs his son that ideal number of working hours in a day is close to sixteen. An avid reader automatically programs his son that reading is a cool thing to do. A foodaholic programs his son that eating is important in life. An alcoholic automatically kills the stigma attached to drinking. It’s a constant process. I am not saying that this is the case everywhere. But still, I truly believe this is the most general classification there can ever be. Initially parents rub off their own selves on their kids because they themselves constitute a major portion of the environment of the kids, but slowly, the term environment becomes a lot broader and several factors come in and hence the sum total of all those factors begin to contribute and the situation becomes a bit too complex to be understood.

But the bottom line remains unchanged. It is all about the mental exercise that one has to go through. The harder the brain works, the stronger it becomes.

Much has been said about the role of genes in the determination of several features like obesity, character and other personality traits like intelligence, conveniently ignoring the role of the environment in the determination of the final product, a fully functional brain.

It is the process of learning which is more important than the possession of knowledge itself. There are 3 stages of every activity namely, learning, mastering and the third is when it has entered sub-conscious.

The learning stage is when we have to concentrate the hardest, our brain grows at the maximum rate; we are sharpening it at the fastest pace in the course of learning that activity.
The mastering stage is the stage when we begin to bring in factors like efficiency and time limit and quality. We try to do better at all these factors and even though it still needs us to concentrate and think; the level is definitely a little lower than the learning stage.
The third stage is when the activity has entered our sub-conscious and we can do it when half-asleep or watching TV. We have sucked the juice off the sugarcane and nothing more is left to be had from the activity. We need not concentrate on it further for its smooth running and are doing it purely for the sake of career, philanthropy or worst of all, momentum, inertia.

Finding meaning in life is a luxury and before having this luxury we need to have the license to look for it. And before looking for the license, we need to have a desire for it. And if we have all this, we need to have the resources and the drive to move out to find the meaning. No wonder very few people manage to succeed in this arduous task.
Education is the most basic exercise that a brain can have. It makes us concentrate, think, analyze, understand, grasp, reject or accept whatever comes in front of us in an ideal manner. Thus in the process, our brain grows. It has to grow. It grows inadvertently.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Memories...

Memories are confusing...
They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together...
But, makes you cry when you remember the time you laughed together...

Monday, August 3, 2009

Happy Friendship Day!

Friends..... ...
They love you,
but they are not your lover
They care for you,
but they are not from your family
They are ready to share your pain,
but they are not in your blood relation.
They are........FRIENDS! !!!!
True friend...... ..
Scolds like a DAD..
Cares like a MOM..
Teases like a SISTER..
Irritates like a BROTHER..
And finally loves U more than a LOVER ...